utterpuss

An alternative name for dairy products. But mainly milk.

"hey- callie, ya want some utterpuss?"

by blackductape March 27, 2005

uttering

Milking a cow or any other animal using only your mouth

The butter-wench was uttering her favorite goat when the village was raided by an invading horde of wild gypsies.

by thepeasant July 9, 2014

uttercoop

a pretty utter beast animal inclosure of some kind.

"wow man that chicken coop is an uttercoop"

"i know aye, i batted"

by roflman12 February 17, 2009

Utter pussy

A pussy that has been over stretched and used to the point where it looks like a cows utter.

I don't wanna fuck my girl anymore cus she's got an utter pussy.

by Lincoln Hitler March 15, 2016

Utterson

An awesome name for an awesome person. If you are called this you are an absolutely epic person. But you aren't absolutely flawless. After all, you do crap your pants. And you are an EXTREME furry.

1: Oh, noes! I crapped ma panties!

2: Pwned. You just pulled an Utterson.

by russellsrage March 30, 2011

utterate madness

A YouTube subcount streamer, like FlareTV, also does fan walls, promotes small youtubers, owns Udderate Madness.

why can't i leave this blank utterate madness

by Mikey Madness July 31, 2020

cow utter

A cow utter is when a woman licks the butthole of her man simultaneously giving him a handjob while he’s on all 4’s

You wouldn’t believe it Matt, the other day Christine gave me the best cow utter I’ve ever had.

by StillGonnaSendIt October 31, 2017