Umbrella Head

Someone who enjoys uncircumcised penis and enjoys docking with other men.

"Did you see Jerry sharing his hoodie with rob the other day? What a fucking Umbrella Head!"

by MagicKing June 28, 2019

umbrella

random thing that protects you from rain.

-Hey Did You Bring an Umbrella? It’s Raining Outside.
-Yes.

by canyon is dumb June 27, 2021

Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Umbreller

ABULEA GET THE UMBRELLERRRR #larryballs #maxinviradI’m

“Abuela get the unbreller” Fredrico

Umbreller is the term used when talking about umbrellas but you’re Max

by MAXYPAXYPERIODPAD January 19, 2022

Stella Umbrella

Traditionally a cocktail created by the upper class down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. The original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.

Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.

"See that chap over there me old boot! He whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn't seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!

Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"

by me old boot June 16, 2011

Mexican Umbrella

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

by supramaj January 10, 2012

Relish umbrella

When a drunk girl is giving you head and throws up on your dick and balls. The puke on your testicles is the infamous relish umbrella.

Tim: bro suzie gave me so amazing head lastnight at Kevins.
Paul: dude your so lucky how was it?
Tim: it was good be she gave me a relish umbrella.

Paul: fuck dude I'm sorry

by Nattyice January 8, 2016