Ultimate burn

The Ultimate burn is a highly offensive insult used by one person against another. Every person has at least one ultimate burn. It concerns whatever it is that that person feels most embarassed about, and therefore would feel the most pain by having brought up in front of others or in an insulting manner. In order for an ultimate burn to be verified, one of the following conditions must be met:

1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.

Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.

"Oh shit, that was an Ultimate burn."
"Oooh Ultimate burn. Damn Mitch I apologize."

by Doug Cantwell, Joe Urgo June 27, 2006

the ultimate answer

42 is the ultimate answer

42 is the ultimate answer, the answer to life, the universe and everything

by michele is cool July 15, 2006

Ultimate gay

This is someone or something that is so gay that nothing could be gay-er

Robert " wow Luke Simons is an ultimate gay "
Everyone " can't argue with that mate "

by Bigbossman12 February 7, 2019

Ultimate happiness

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.

Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!

by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019

Ultimate lifeform

A living creature that's reacted perfection.

Dude1: have you seen the ultimate lifeform
Dude2: shadow the hedgehog or kars?
Dude:1 ummmmmm

by Minecraft1stjedi August 17, 2020

the ultimate word

you'll never find it out

you will never know the ultimate word

by qpwjnsfvneiefufjaeiufhaeif December 26, 2021

Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009