twelve days of tabi

tabitha jayde’s birthday is november 12, therefore we celebrate the 12 days of tabi by giving her 12 gifts, one each day.

i’m on my way to tabi’s house to give her her twelve days of tabi gift.

by sexyhoe72 November 2, 2020

twelve

one number past eleven

how bored are you. you typed twelve into urban dictionary or look mum(i'm not an american) look how far i can count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10, 11, twelve

by theloloman March 15, 2021

Twelve

Yet another age that everyone think sucks but is actually fine. I mean, every age can “suck” because aging means living and living is pain.

Random person: Being twelve sucked.
Random person: Well, I actually think being 56 is way worse.

by I like Hot Pockets May 5, 2021

Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve

A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.

Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!

by Nion_YT January 4, 2024

twelve

a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.

Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.

by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 17, 2024

Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Twelve Sharp is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

hang twelve

Used to describe a female surfer who rides naked. See hang eleven.

Brah, did you see her out there? She loves to hang twelve. Gnarly man, get pitted.

by OfMooseAndMen May 21, 2020