turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.

--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast

by Doctor Science November 28, 2012

waterloo turkey wing

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.

Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013

junkyard turkey

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner

"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"

by sad_alum February 1, 2019

Bull-Tucker

Bull-Tucker, meaning a shitty circumstance or situation you have experienced. It is Australian slang, and it applies to all bad and/or surprising situations

'We could have been doing more productive things rather than this bull-tucker!'
'Stop bull-tuckering around let's chuck a quick fap'
'she said she dumped me because of my drinking habits what a load of bull-tucker!!'

by BULLTUCKER April 11, 2019

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

Taking a Tucker

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.

"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!

by MMABOY February 4, 2010

stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!

Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey

by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016