Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.
The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).
by arzole January 12, 2010
Get the Swamp Tubamug. by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014
Get the Play the tubamug. Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:
1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.
2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.
1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.
2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.
Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar
or
Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar
or
Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar
by CTFO September 9, 2010
Get the Tuba Rockstarmug. by Film layers February 27, 2017
Get the wet tubamug. by RVert October 6, 2011
Get the Play the Tubamug. baby tuba is something that you hear when you are very tired and your very awake friend is blabbing at you. Basically, it is when you hear the wrong thing.
by rifka123 May 3, 2009
Get the Baby Tubamug. by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021
Get the Santa's Tubamug.