tub trumpet

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.

I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.

by Big whale blowhole February 25, 2017

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chicken tubbing

when you get so fucked up so you jump in the shower to sober up. the shower then turns into a bath. the warm water washes over your body. you become nauseous. you puke up your chicken quesadilla. now you are in a tub of your digested chicken.

“Dude no way - last night Bryan got so fucked up he went chicken tubbing again.”

by cynthiarolling September 25, 2020

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Yacht Tub

A real big hot tun capable of fitting many bitties and bros into it. Always is a bomb place to chill when you bored. Usually ends up with a couple knocked up bitties after use.

Last night me and my slus chilled in my Yacht Tub. It was so dank.

by tilcker April 7, 2011

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tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.

Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

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tub tribble

A wad of curly hair found in the bathtub. If left unattended, tub tribbles will multiply asexually. In a very quiet bathroom, you can often hear them make soft cooing sounds. They will frequently grab and cling when handled, but usually they do not bite.

Wow, man. You got a serious tub tribble infestation in that bathroom.

by Dan D in Binghamton February 10, 2010

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