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Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.
while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow
by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010
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Camel Tow

I was so hooking up with Mary until Jennifer was able to camel tow her home
by Fjvitt June 1, 2022
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Towe game

A simple game that played between 2 friends, on a sunny day the victim pulls his pants down and puts it on a metal slide until children come down the slide, simple to win u have to last the longest and have the biggest burn
Person 1: Why isn't Jason coming swimming
Person 2: didn't u here he played the towe game?
by Masticspastic April 22, 2023
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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
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Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
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Kicker In Tow

(n) - The key element in a devious plan.
Of course we need Nixon masks for this bank robbery; that's the kicker in tow!
by Banzai719 April 20, 2011
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towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.
I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.
by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017
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