cellphone terrorist

The Cellphone Terrorist has the capability to disrupt classes without even being present. They will leave their belongings in class as they go for a bathroom break when, suddenly, the sound of "My Humps" fills the room. Yes, that's The Cellphone Terrorists new ring tone for this week and it isn't going to stop until they return. Those unfortunate enough to be sitting beside The Cellphone Terrorist will hang their head in shame as piercing gazes are shot directly their way.

Upon return, The Cellphone Terrorist will usually check their missed calls and proceed to call said person back by means of a covert coat-over-the-head technique that they have perfected.

*phone rings*

Jen: Hey Beth...oh yeah I know. OK I'll be there tonight. Yeah I'm in class right now, just call me back later with directions. I'll call Cindy right now and let her know.


Andrew: She is never off her phone and we are reviewing for the final.

Jake: I know man, that girl is a cellphone terrorist.

by Hector Jr October 7, 2008

sleep terrorist

someone who finds an immense amount of enjoyment by waking you up from a really deep sleep.

Chad- "God, Rachel sucks!"
Mike-"Why what'd she do this time?"
Chad- "I was sleeping like a log and she woke me up for no reason!"
Mike- "What a sleep terrorist..."

by mel4 November 27, 2009

war on terror

Futile.
You don't wage war on an idea!
Terrorism is not even a mindset.
It's just a method of a group to get their message out to the world.

Waging a War on Terror is like waging a war on the color blue.

by Upper Quartile 14-year old. April 18, 2005

Terrorism

If you go to the bathroom after Osama, you will know the true meaning of terrorism.

Example: I went to the bathroom after Osama, and my eyes have been opened to the horrific actions which are terrorism.

by bouttadefinedatshit October 5, 2019

terrorist

what i was called because i blew up several villages in minecraft

Alex blew up another village, that fucking terrorist

by osamabinblocked April 9, 2021

Fast Food Terrorism

The act of visiting a busy fast food outlet, consuming a large quantity of the outlet’s food, waiting at least half and hour for digestion to begin and then stimulating projectile vomiting via physical or chemical means, in full view of patrons (preferably children). The act is considered even more dramatic when the ‘terrorist’ perpetrates this from outside the venue onto a glass window, thereby ensuring a maximum number of patrons witness the presentation some of the menu items in unconventional form. It also gives the ‘terrorist’ the opportunity to escape.

Fight the corporate fast food companies killing you slowly. Show the uneducated what they are really eating. Fast Food Terrorism.

by MacDingle February 18, 2009

American terrorists

Classification of people who are al Qaeda living in the U.S.A, neo nazis, or people with extrime beliefs.

Sometimes I thin k that Katie Morin will grow up to be an American terrorist because she hates meat eaters so much and she is a vegan PETA member.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003