Torko Tag!

1. A term used to describe the act of kids participating in mindless fun.
2. One of the original two skankore bands hailing from Belleville,WI.

1. Look at those stupid kids running around in circles, running into eachother they're playing "Torko Tag!"
2. The original skankore bands include So-Called Freedum of Verona and "Torko Tag!" of Belleville,WI.

by Brooks White-Pentony July 23, 2006

Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.

While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.

by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010

Tokeopia

Tokeopia is the western constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is the smaller of the two states, though it has equal influence. Tokeopia has a rich history of ghanja use, reaching as far back as 10,000 BC. The first branch of homo sapiens-sapiens actually evolved here, although the first inhabitants weren't bothered to leave the island until 1965 AD, as local shamans had predicted Woodstock to occur before the end of the decade. This resulted in a separation from the outside world until 1546 AD, when Dutch settlers arrived and offered the locals rides to drive-thrus and such.

Today, Tokeopia is a thriving industrual and agricultural community, mass producing intensely-aromatic herb and Weapons of Mind Destruction.

Tokeopia, Tokeopia, Home of the Free! (And delusional)

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Tokyo Toshokan

The best place/site to get all all your needs from Japan. All of your anime, manga, music, and much more needs are at this site, all require Bittorrent to download though.

(Browsing on Tokyo Toshokan one afternoon...) Oh, look! Coal-Guys released a new fan-subbed episode of K-ON! I'm gonna download it now!

by Maid-Mio September 19, 2009

tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.

Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.

by Team Coco November 12, 2010

tuning in Tokyo

Tweaking or twisting the nipples of a female's breasts, particularly when done in an awkward or clumsy manner.

"Ouch! Ease up on my nips,dude! You aren't tuning in Tokyo"

by Vito60 October 18, 2008

Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo

A man begins to have anal sex with a woman wearing a condom. He then pees in the condom while it's in the woman's Brown Hole and ties it off while it's still inside her. He then finds an Asian (any Asian will do) lays her underneath the anally violated woman and punches the woman in the ass causing a shitty urine like enema that unloads on the Asian below.

Asian: "Why do you want me to lay down under this woman's butthole?"
*Man punches woman in ass
Asian: "Nooo, it's worse than Godzilla poo"
Thus completing a Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo"

by Chadizghey June 14, 2011