Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024
Get the Two Ton Toddler’s mug.When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.
Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.
by Shingouki March 22, 2024
Get the toddler fashion mug."You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
Get the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin' mug.by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
Get the tonsil toddler mug.The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
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