tight as a tick

To be painfully full. A Southern colloquialism that is used after consuming far too much food. If you have ever popped a tick when it is full of blood the connection is quite obvious.

Beuford: Man that was some good barbeque! I am full!
Bubba: No kidding, I'm as tight as a tick!

by Olin Oden July 27, 2014

african tick

one ball (tesitcle) shown as a gag

Hey, you want to see an african tick. (then you pull one nut out from under you shorts and show it around)

by LongDukDong January 22, 2009

tick-tock

An increasing sign of insanity, it's often said aloud multiple times by those slowly losing their minds. Often accompanied with a blank stare.

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

Joe: You alright man?

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

by Fireheart July 29, 2010

beer tick

A male who consumes too much beer and attempts to latch on to a variety of females.

The beer ticks at the frat party were way more than I could handle. Someone should invent a spray.

by beentheredonethat189 June 06, 2010

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 24, 2008

butt-ticks

when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass.

ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.

by ---kris--- January 02, 2009

ditty tick

other word for boob fucking

tay: man that girl got some big boobs
tim: yea ill ditty tick her ass

by tay raw August 21, 2009