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To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.
Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015
an awesome hip-hop album by Fort Minor, the moniker of Mike Shinoda. instead of rapping about cash, hoes and getting crunk, he raps about decent topics and has very well written lyrics. the definition of the album title, "the rising tied" is that they are a rising group of tied people. the album features collaborations with underground rap group, Styles Of Beyond, and singers such as John Legend and Holly Brook.
mike shinoda wrote every song, played every instrument (except the violins, cellos and turntable scratching), and produced and mixed the rising tied.
by Alpha Badrem January 22, 2006
by HtotheARLIE November 29, 2009
A person with this name is gay they are especially known for being very careless and they are selfish but asides all that they are loving people depending on who you are they love to give & receive Anal Sex
by nathanielsmith481 June 06, 2019
An amazing device that you can put math test answers into and then cheat on the test without anyone ever suspecting.
by calculators rule November 28, 2006
to be whipped with a girl before you are even in a relationship. to have a close friendship with a girl but act like you are dating and forget and ditch the bros.
I heard Sydney isn't getting s*** from his girl and he always backs out on bro time to just cuddle with his girl. He is so tied down.
by scratchin213 December 13, 2010