Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
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Wow, he must be a Turnip
by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019
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A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.
That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce
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Can also refer to an American gem of a gal
Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip
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That was a turnip game today.
by epicteq.com September 04, 2020
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Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.
by Turnip conveyor August 08, 2024
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