Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.

I f*cking hate turnips!

by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

Turnip

The most GOATED person to exist.

Wow, he must be a Turnip

by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019

Turnip

A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.

That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce

by LFC Victoria November 23, 2021

Turnip

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

by Aubergine Orangutan July 12, 2021

turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

by epicteq.com September 04, 2020

Turnip

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass

Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.

by Turnip conveyor August 08, 2024

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022