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shannon

a jerky girl that wears only leggings and large t-shirts. Loves to sing alanis music. wears wool sweaters that are cut four inches above the seem. middle parts are required and hair wraps.
by jeennyy November 29, 2010
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shannon is a piece of shit lesbain
by Reid boy2000 February 12, 2020
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Shannoning

Weather event that occurs when a certain hair stylist enters the vicinity of a winter sports resort during the winter season. An inexplicable shift in weather patterns rapidly occurs, likely resulting in the following phenomena:
Pouring rain, Hail, Sleet, Wintry Mixures, Death Cookies
It's been dumping in Park City for 2 months straight. We'll totally have rad snow conditions, as long as a Shannoning doesn't show up and screw with the weather.
by DJ Shelly Shell January 20, 2011
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Shannon

Dirty little slut, LOVE wiz khalifa, sucks dick for a living. She makes you want to slap a bitch. She should just go curl up and die. She is super sexy but get to close to her and she will sleep with your man D:<
Person 1: Shannon is sexy ;)
Person 2: EWWW DUUUTTTY SLUTTTT
by QTODJXN November 22, 2010
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Shannon is usually a gorgeous, funny girl who typically has an unusual mix of hair and eye colours (blonde hair, brown eyes or black hair, green eyes) and these are the best kinds of shannons. They will be sweet and shy when you first meet them but then they show their true colours which may be bitchy but everyone still loves her
Person 1: omg shannon is the sweetest bitch I've ever met
Person 2: I know even her glares don't make me hate her!!
Person 1: aw she's so nice
by Blackpantha0510 August 31, 2017
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Shannon, dumb jealous hoe that like ah sexy uy nsmed Matthew (btw no homo)
Girl 1: OMG is that shannon

Girl 2: Yeah i heard she likes that guy Matthew
by Poopy Funny Aha October 18, 2019
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A high key thot that is related (cousins) with the entire world,not one person she cannot “beef” with so everyone shall be Shooooook
That Shannon over there is my cousin
by Thotfinder05 July 5, 2018
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