Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.

Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.

by Clump Chlumpkins November 7, 2013

polish exchange

During a threesome with two men and a female; the act of your buddy maneuvering the females head while she is performing fellatio. Similar concept as the Dutch rudder

I saw Kevin performing a polish exchange on Ron using Sally's head.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Polish Handstand

A traditional Polish Dance in which a male/female shifts into a pose which they are standing up heads down feet up and they fart extremely loudly, entertaining to some audiences

Polish Guy: Do the stand!
Polish Guy #2: *handstands and farts* (Polish Handstand)
Polish Audience: *laugh hysterically*

by P4perboy July 7, 2019

Polish Run

When someone scores 25 in a round of Hearts, getting every point except for one.

James always tried to shoot the moon while playing hearts, but he only ever scored a Polish run.

by jjack the ripper 2020 November 25, 2017

The Polish Snowcone

The act of eating a mans semen out of a fleshlight.

Jason performed The Polish Snowcone after eating his own semen from the Fleshlight that he ejaculated into.

by 84urnumba4lumba February 28, 2020

Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you

Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)

by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020

Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.

The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.

by Hugh Man September 13, 2012