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Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM
Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"
by chodechopper October 16, 2014
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Polish Run

When someone scores 25 in a round of Hearts, getting every point except for one.
James always tried to shoot the moon while playing hearts, but he only ever scored a Polish run.
by jjack the ripper 2020 November 25, 2017
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Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.
Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.
by Clump Chlumpkins November 7, 2013
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Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.
Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.
by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009
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Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.
The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.
by Hugh Man September 13, 2012
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Polishing the gnome

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome
by Green Fingered December 24, 2014
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polish sandwich

N. When a man's penis is positioned between his buttcheeks for another individual to eat out.
Lisa made Steve a polish sandwich last night.
by buttpiratesteve January 6, 2014
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