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description fit for A FUCKING IDIOT SHITHEAD PATHETIC BASTARD who MUNCHES on DISGUSTING SEWAGE and piles and piles of cow dung. The level 1 ashen is a prime example of an absolute waste of human resources, lacking the skill and knowledge of even a fucking monkey. whoever this person is must be executed on sight, they are SHIT and they also have a disgusting filthy sewer rat-shit hair-cut. their hair is like if you got gorilla and smashed its head in with a baseball bat. it looks like if you lived on nothing but laxatives for your entire life and have never shat and 100 years of living as such you finally shit and the end result is this idiot's hair cut. nobody likes this level 1 ashen's gay ass pixie haircut.
Friend: bro you like my haircut
You: You bloody level 1 ashen piece of shit I hope you trip and die of disease right in front of your lovely family you whore. I hope a gorilla forcefully pushes you into its gaping bum and wrecks you with its organs and ejects you into the heart of the amazon forest.
Friend: *gets shot*
by P4perboy May 25, 2019
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A traditional Polish Dance in which a male/female shifts into a pose which they are standing up heads down feet up and they fart extremely loudly, entertaining to some audiences
Polish Guy: Do the stand!
Polish Guy #2: *handstands and farts* (Polish Handstand)
Polish Audience: *laugh hysterically*
by P4perboy July 07, 2019
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