Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.

It's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!

by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024

United Midwest Republic

A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.

Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?

by sealandic based man November 12, 2022

the rise and fall of a midwest princess

Album by Chappell Roan. Includes songs about general love, lesbian love, queer acceptance, and others. Bangers all around, no skips.

"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is such a great album!"
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is giving slay"

by randominusII August 4, 2024

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

Midwest Advantage

When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid

“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”

by biggest z January 27, 2024

The Midwest

theres literally fucking nothing in here

Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT

by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022

Midwest Breakfast

The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.

"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"

by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023