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Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
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Haunt

Haunted; Haunting; A recurring, persistent presence. Usually a spiritual, or other dimensional entity.
Anyone who suffers a horrible death is likely to haunt the people responsible for their untimely demise.
by William Danoven September 29, 2025
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#Haunted

Coined by Mametown (Mamrie Hart). It's when someone ghosts you but keeps liking your posts on social media, especially Instagram.

#thismightget
Oh, man! I'm being #haunted now. I texted her over two weeks ago and now she liked 5 of my 'grams!
by Mamegracetowner April 24, 2018
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021
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Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.
Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy
by Podracer06 May 12, 2025
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