Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.

John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.

by casualtrash January 22, 2015

Deli Bitch

A girl that slices your meat, sends a picture of her meat.

Hey Marie will you be my deli bitch for the day?

by Vicious slickness January 2, 2019

chai delis

Another nickname for attractive girls, used only in the plural. Usually referred to in the sense of potential girls to hook up with. This term comes from the term “slaying chai”, which is synonymous to slaying poon.

Seth: Damn man, I hope there are some chai delis at this party it’s been a while.

Ryan: yeah man I plan on slaying some chai tonight

by Dadaba124 April 21, 2022

Deli Department

An Orange cat from New Zealand who has an internet following of 24.4K members. Is considered a Sh*tweasel with a tiny head, proclivities for violence, and chewing off the whiskers of foster kittens. He is the subject of "Special wewivery! It's a dumb cat!" Members insist they are not-a-cultmunity. Deli will poo in the washing machine, bite toddlers, and attack the vacuum at every opportunity.

"Well, the sh*tweasel Deli Department is at it again, inciting violence among the chickens."

by Teffie208 July 30, 2024

Working the deli

When a guy beats off on webcam for a woman

Oh, Keegan’s working the deli for savanna right now!

by Hllwnn October 22, 2019

deli dangler

Girl who wears short short or skimpy bathing suit and should not because her vaginal lips are peeking past the hem.

"Do not look at that deli dangler bending over on the beach, she is giving an eyeful that you can't Unsee"

by Learn2ride May 6, 2015

Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024