Wank

the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.

Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.

by Flu Z October 19, 2010

wank

a rude welsh/scottish term that means fag, the other version, wanker, means faggot.

scottish guy: Oi, look at that british guy!
welsh guy: yeah, hes such a wank

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 16, 2017

Wank

Mainly used when insulting someone of the male species, as it applies to them all. Can also be used as a term of frustration.

'You Wank'.
'Ohh Wank'.

by KimSisiTessa February 27, 2008

Wank

To stimulate the male penis by masturbating

Barron was wanking in his bathroom after he got blue balls.

by Supernam January 20, 2007

wank

A wank is a person who is an absolute dickhead or cunt

'omg jack bailed on me again..hes such a wank!"
"your a wank'
" dont worry about sarah shes just a wank"

by baby_gurl23 August 8, 2009

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011

wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012