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junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.
Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.
by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008
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salvadorian slurpee

When you fill up a bathtub with cherry slurpee and eat pussy and ass with a brain freeze.
Although overwhelming, Rico's brain freeze didn't stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of Rita's ass.
by ricon August 11, 2006
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herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.
"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.
by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007
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backdoor slurpee

The act of a dude sucking off another dude, and spitting the load into the ass crack and lavishly eating it back out.
by Cokecan68 May 7, 2022
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slurpee daddy

like a sugar daddy but instead of money he provides you with an endless number of slurpees
" did you hear???? willa got a new slurpee daddy!!! "
by willajane April 11, 2023
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dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.
Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee
by Stanchee June 12, 2019
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missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.
I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!
by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017
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