Usually the colder months; i.e. fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. The persons in said relationships are "cuffed", meaning that they no longer seek non-platonic relationships with others.
1) I have lost count of the number of friends getting engaged. Cuffing season has begun.
2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."
2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."
by catamountgirl November 9, 2014
Get the Cuffing Season mug.In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
Get the season's greedings mug.A term for the period in the year where the media/press (particularly newspapers, tabloids) do not have enough articles to fill the paper/schedule, and so resort to unverifiable, trivial, irrelevant, stupid or hoax stories. Phrase used particularly in British satire.
When reading a newspaper: "'Buckingham Palace corridors are fitted with traffic lights to stop staff bumping into the Queen?' Must be silly season again."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4198990.stm
Examples of silly season stories:
"Senator John Kerry once rescued a hamster from the sea and massaged it back to life"
"Bebo tries to beam messages to Earth-like planet"
"A rabbit started a fire at Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, causing more than £50,000 damage"
"A woman has bequeathed to her children a piece of fruit that has been in her family since 1921"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4198990.stm
Examples of silly season stories:
"Senator John Kerry once rescued a hamster from the sea and massaged it back to life"
"Bebo tries to beam messages to Earth-like planet"
"A rabbit started a fire at Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, causing more than £50,000 damage"
"A woman has bequeathed to her children a piece of fruit that has been in her family since 1921"
by Vanderdecken November 2, 2008
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Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015
Get the Volcano Season mug.When you vigorously slap your hand back and forth between someone's thighs. Typically done while standing.
by Toxic_Crusader April 14, 2014
Get the Trout season mug.Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.
by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012
Get the Poon Season mug.It's the season that covers October 23 through November 21. During this time, Scorpios are the most active in all aspects especially anything involving fuckin, hurling insults, and/or violence. To make Scorpios happy during this season, you can either join them in hurling insults and/or violence or you must get naked for them if they wanna fuck you. They really love fuckin anyday of the week but they love it a lot more during their season.
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