The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
by Tyler Malone March 22, 2008
Get the Santamug. Synonym for big, fat lie. When children are about 10 years old, their santa-genes evolve and they realize the truth, that Santa is a lie.
by Wise, young man (Frosty) January 8, 2009
Get the Santamug. A mythical character who corrupts the minds of children making them believe it's falsities.
Also, if the letters in the word are re-arranged, it also spells out Satan.
Also, if the letters in the word are re-arranged, it also spells out Satan.
Santa = The Devil!
by alex31991 June 26, 2008
Get the Santamug. woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration
by durden27 September 27, 2008
Get the santamug. Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
by TylerMalone January 8, 2009
Get the Santamug. my daddy
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Santa is a hottie!
by WEEKYWOO!!!!!q11!!!!! December 27, 2003
Get the santamug. by Hexenhammer December 23, 2009
Get the Santamug.