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dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope
The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man
by peterz N May 31, 2019
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Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.
Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!
by Raymurda April 24, 2020
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a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.
“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”
by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018
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german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
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texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack
Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack
by Bsmdns February 22, 2018
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quesadilla promise

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm
by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021
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