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german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
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Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.
Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!
by Raymurda April 24, 2020
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Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 4, 2019
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pink promise

When someone whispers into a vagina.
He went between her legs and gave her a pink promise.
by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015
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Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.
“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”
by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018
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a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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PROMISE P

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BIRTH NAME: PROMISE DEANTHONE PETERS ARTIST NAME : PROMISE P KNOW : ARTIST & PRODUCER BIRTHDAY: SEPTEMBER 30, 1988 CITY OF BIRTH : FRESNO CA, FIRST SCHOOL : LONG BEACH, CA BORN IN POVERTY LOW INCOME HOUSING SINGLE PARENT HOUSE HOLD BOTH PARENTS SEPARATED AT ONE YEARS OLD. PROMISE P'S FATHER LIVED IN SOUTHERN UNITED STATES WITH PROMISE P'S LITTLE BROTHERS.

Promise P earlier at age 24 produced & wrote RollPlay his single that ended up on worldstar hiphop , which created the current fan base Promise Peters has now The video also feature's The mother of (rappers) Drakes son. "Sophie Brussaux " which also created the fan base Promise Peters has now, the article was also featured on DJ vlad's vladtv.com a notable hiphop high traffic website & more Promise Peters continues to record new music sell merchandise & writes music for other artist.
A YOU HEARD THAT ROLLPLAY SONG ON WORLDSTAR PEOPLE BEEN HAVIN SEX TO , MEANS AYE YOU HEARD THAT SONG BY PROMISE P ROLLPLAY
by jackie mcdaniel November 25, 2021
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