Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022

Pond Protector

A Pond Protector is someone who obsessively protects a private or neighborhood pond. You will most likely see them spying on unrecongnised fishers or running a cars plates.

Person 1: That guy just kicked out another person from the pond!
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.

by nolany April 12, 2023

pond mao

a huge noob. biggest noob alive. needs to stop noobing so much and get friends.

dude... hes such a pond mao at world of warcraft

by nomnomnom319843201 May 31, 2010

effluent pond

see: dam

"damn son, that's a dam nice effluent pond

by ahmed6969 October 16, 2020

Callum pond

Callum pond is a fat cunt who is in NkC

Callum pond chills in NKc

by crazyDyde7272 January 12, 2023

ink pond

Place where tattooed people party together....festivals, biker bars, concerts, etc

That club is an "ink pond" after 10pm

by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022