Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Split Pole

Splitting pole, is considered bad luck by some people. When walking in a group and obstructed by an obstacle, i.e a pole, traffic cone, whatever it is, it is important for those who believe in this superstition that the group does not seperate on either side of this obstacle.

"Cause at a young age, I was molded in a religion
I relied on - and got caught up in superstition
Scared to split pole, duck black cats
Once in a while, threw salt over my back"

-GZA from the song "Swordsman"

by gurpswu August 6, 2010

pole vault

The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)

Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.

by bayvaulter510 September 10, 2006

choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

by Dan M. May 1, 2003

Pole Fuck

The act of inserting a pole or rod-like object into another person's anus.

The one rule of Pole Fucking is that you cannot Pole Fuck the Pole Fucker.

"Dude! He just got Pole Fucked!"

by POLEFUCKER July 15, 2009

pole climber

A slang term for a homosexual male.

That dude is a definite pole climber. (Meat-pole that is.)

by BigMattock January 3, 2007

Pole Goblin

A term used to describe a raging homo.
who hoards cock in his inner rectum.
gobles on the dick.

Jim is such a pole goblin

by Ivan Tessmer February 23, 2011