mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022

Mom

Mum

:thats my mom
:you misspelt it idiot its mum

by Hahahahate October 22, 2020

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 22, 2020

mom

a bitch that tells you what to do

my mom is an asshole

by Plushyboi December 9, 2018

Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

mom

made of money

child: Mom can we get some Mcdonalds
Mom: what do you think i am made of money
Child: inst that what mom stands for

by #therealqueen November 8, 2018

Mom

The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.

Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize

by oofergangoofergang October 30, 2019