rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can
That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!
by Candyman Can June 23, 2018
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Twitly-loo

Twitly-loo is used as a disrespectful roast to someone (a fat unhealthy human).
John: Your mom is so stupid she studied for a doctor exam .
Smith: Shut up you Twitly-loo .
by Money Maj July 31, 2022
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the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
by Hair and teeth February 18, 2025
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Loo Jie Wei

An individual who have a high risk to be exposed to covid-19 multiple times
What ? Loo Jie Wei again ?!
by Ham Chit Lou March 08, 2022
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Loo kashanka

The type of brown sausage-looking poo that lands in the loo. Borrows a name from kashanka, an eastern-European dish that looks alike (and is made of animal blood and porridge). Happens to sound similar to the name of a dictator with a fancy for guns, torturing dissidents and brown-nosing other dictators.

a.k.a. Lukashnikov. Can be represented by poo with mustache. Loo kashanka is a floater - always stays on top, but sometimes shoots brown bullets if you try to flush it repeatedly.
- Dude, they've put another journalist killed in jail!

- This is typical Loo Kashanka sh*t man!
by lazyadminwhyunopublish March 06, 2022
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loo paper

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.
by Censored July 06, 2006
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loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
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