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crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.
Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016
mugGet the crusty leftoversmug.

leftover woman

a woman that is a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist thus unmarriable which is all easily recognizable by the fact she is neither married nor engaged to be married by age 25
If 90% of women become leftover women thus unmarriable, that leaves 90% of men unmarried as well which will spell the collapse of civilization. It is not men's duty nor burden to marry a rancid diseased perverted evil con-artist also known as a leftover woman.
by Objective-Reason Daddy May 25, 2025
mugGet the leftover womanmug.

Leftover Pie

When your girl is riding you and you cum inside of her and she cums at the same time. You then stay in that position for 5 minutes until you are limp. Then and only then do you pull out and let the juices seep over your coffee table and into your anal cavity. Realizing you have nothing to wipe it with, you wait 30 minutes to reach home, also realizing that your means of transportation is the same means that you have had intercourse inside. When you arrive at your destination, go straight into the bathroom and take off your boxers, hold it up to the light, and you will notice a wet line from the tip of the iceberg to the end of your tail; Leftover Pie.
Man, I had to wait a whole 30 minutes to smell my leftover pie.
by jemsaif November 28, 2017
mugGet the Leftover Piemug.

Leftovers

When a guy can fit both his hands around his erect penis and still has some goin past his hands. What is sticking out is referred to as leftovers.
Oh so he's got some leftovers ehh?..
by Ksooo May 4, 2016
mugGet the Leftoversmug.

Leftovers

When someone you use to fuck or be with.

"Why you eating my leftovers?"

"Shes dating your left overs"
"Why she fucking your leftovers?"
mugGet the Leftoversmug.

Leftover tacos

When a fur trader swims back to a previous beaver.
Her crazy ass is out eating leftover tacos
by Fur trader May 18, 2024
mugGet the Leftover tacosmug.

leftover boner

the period of time in which after you ejaculate, you still have a full erection
"Aw man I still have leftover boner, I guess you have to give me ANOTHER handjob!"
by rock Stinson February 8, 2022
mugGet the leftover bonermug.

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