Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

Ewan Mcgregor

A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.

omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*

by SoupyWan January 30, 2022

ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles

i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona

by vausey9 March 02, 2021

ewan innes

Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey

Ewan innes is my bowling ball tonight.
Stike after strike with the size of him.

by My nan spoon January 15, 2018

Ewaning

To be an american immigrant

Hey! are you ewaning?

by jellyjenny69 December 27, 2023

Ewan Cowan

secret shemale

you're such a Ewan Cowan

by dababycarsuperchad6969 April 26, 2021

ewan beale

this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.

Ewan Beale-"Hey man when you take MDMA you get MDMA farts and its sound asf"

by The King of Druggggs June 27, 2017