blowers cramp

When your lips stay puckered from too many blow jobs

Dan will you cumulative already it's been 2 hours I'm getting blowers cramp.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

orgasmic cramp

A cramp anywhere on the body that feels so good your legs begin to jiggle and you get a mid errection, this will then lead to your penis exploding and there for ejaculating. This is usually the main cause of twins in parents and other amounts of children. As the higher sperm count

Guy 1 : Awe man I had huge orgasmic cramp last night

Guy2: sweet bro I was trying to play arr sofft and got one

by HollisterPseudonym May 21, 2017

driver's cramp

(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.

Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!

by way2muchPie4u April 09, 2010

Cocksucker Cramp

When you see a woman who always has her mouthopen. Also described as a mouthbreather.

Look at that bitch she cant close her mouth she must have a mean cocksucker cramp.

by Symo52 December 07, 2008

death cramps

1)Death cramps is the feeling a girl gets when their on there period.

2) The feeling of death after you eat a whopper, and a mcdonalds big mac.

"I has me some death cramps, damn you god. Why must you curse us?"

by sunshinecakes February 06, 2010

ass cramps

an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.

"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well....well
chuck-lazy

by {myc} July 19, 2009

Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009