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What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024
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Pebble climbing

The act of having sex with a small woman.

‘The opposite of rock climbing
Kanye’s for sure pebble climbing tonight!
by xX_Mike_Hunt_Xx October 15, 2022
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Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.
"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"
by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025
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Wall climbing

Oh it's like a thing of where there's a big wall with "rocks" of various shapes and sizes nailed to it and you climb them
U know what I really wish were less expensive altho it's not that bad

Wall climbing
by Bean_fiend July 25, 2019
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Climb

Easiest way to lose faith in humanity. Usually done by exceptionnaly naïve Dota 2 players who want to gain some mmr, before they suddenly realize it's the most hard task they'll ever try to achieve, lose all hope, become heavily depressed and eventually suicide with a suicide note adressed to Gaben, the only one we can blame for all this shit.
"I tried to climb to 4k, but then a magnus picked offlane when i already picked Dark seer. Life sucks man. Baboons everywhere"
by Dotaplayer235 July 23, 2017
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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
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plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.
Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.
by Phil Ski July 16, 2006
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