by Guy Dixon November 15, 2007
A person who works in a small closet setting up computers and answering help requests all day with at least 3 of the following 5 symptoms...
1 - Uses Linux
2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around
3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family
4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft
5 - Smug beyond belief
Typically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.
Not to be confused with code monkeys which actualy produce software and services the company can profit from.
1 - Uses Linux
2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around
3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family
4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft
5 - Smug beyond belief
Typically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.
Not to be confused with code monkeys which actualy produce software and services the company can profit from.
IT Guy - "Can you believe that manager just told me to install Vista? Seriously, who does he think he is?"
"No, we don't have any more monitors for the design people. Why? Because we need them here in IT so we can get more work done (a.k.a. play WOW on one of them while checking e-mail on the other)."
"No, we don't have any more monitors for the design people. Why? Because we need them here in IT so we can get more work done (a.k.a. play WOW on one of them while checking e-mail on the other)."
by Non-IT-Guy May 01, 2009
Don't be him.
by DerShovel February 09, 2015
A loving, handsome, and weird (in a good way)man with lots of talent. This amazing person can make you feel like you're in heaven. He's sweet and sexy en he's going to spend the rest of his life with this girl named Marlou.
by Hdjsk January 07, 2014
A term of endearment or annoyment. Used before any sentence you would say to a friend or family member in Fall River.
A-guy, you wanna go play some football?
A-guy, stop hitting on my girl!
A-guy, this movie is great, no?
A-guy, I'm going home.
A-guy, My dad is making chourico this year, does your vavo want any?
A-guy, (insert any thing you'd like)
A-guy, stop hitting on my girl!
A-guy, this movie is great, no?
A-guy, I'm going home.
A-guy, My dad is making chourico this year, does your vavo want any?
A-guy, (insert any thing you'd like)
by soccakidfr November 17, 2009
by ggcc =) October 25, 2009
A Graphical User Interface. The addition of GUI's to most modern operating systems has revolutionised the populous' ability access pornographic material, and contributed greatly to the happiness of the single geek/male population.
by Axman6 January 25, 2008