Thanos 

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

Thanos by AndiB July 10, 2020

Thanos 

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.

wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.

Thanos by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020

THANOS 

imma just say what where all thinking...*ahem*HE IS A BIG RAISiN WITH LEGS AND 1,000,000 CHINS

example in sentence... my thanosRAY--ZEN Is trying to destroy the avengers again

THANOS by OOMPA LOOMPA DOPITY DOO February 4, 2021

Thanos 

I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.

"Man, Thanos is literally the greatest insurance company ever!"

Thanos by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021

Thanos 

He did nothing wrong.

Thanos did nothing wrong

Thanos by Someguynamejoseph July 13, 2021

Thanos 

The thickest titan in the universe. Has a passion for space rocks, Claims he's inevitable, looks like a purple prune.Likes to make an entrance everywhere he goes! :)

Thanos the geologist!

Thanos by Marvelfan2022 December 29, 2021

Thanos 

A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.

Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning

Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP

Thanos by TopSorcery January 3, 2023