Thanos

Make people say,”oh no, I’m leaves”

Killed half the universe, Thanos did.-Yoda 2018

by LemonLivesMatter May 2, 2019

Thanos

Literally the hottest man on earth, with a sizeable penis. It was confirmed by Marvel that it is 12 inches, and they may change it to 13 for the dead Gamora scene in Avengers End Game

Person 1: Bro I want Thanos to do anal to me!
Person 2: Bro it's a whole foot!!!

by arglefloop March 1, 2019

Thanos

A big purple piece of feces with pretty rocks

man i love thanos' rocks

by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 October 20, 2020

Thanos

Barney’s cousin who collects fricken rocks covered in glitter and hates half the universe

Barney: howdey cuz hey can u not kill me

Thanos: sry man I gotta do what I gotta do

by Yuhhhajshdh September 7, 2019

Thanos

A big grape who’s addicted to collecting colourful/Powerful rocks

THANOS IS TERRIBLE

by Rollsie1108 April 27, 2019

Thanos

Pronounced (Ta-NoS) it means "One who scares the universe" or that marvel villain.

Hey man your like a Thanos to me.

by PackBackKid27 November 15, 2018

Thanos

A giant grape with a nut-sack chin that likes shiny rock that he Flex-Gules them to his grandmas 56 year old oven mit that then kills a bunch of fucking people with and everybody hates him for.

Thanos:owo a shiny rock, and another, and another, and another, and another,and another.
Thanos:oowh yayyay i have all the shiny rocks time for some snapees.

by Dummoterfuker April 27, 2019