Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

Robot Texter

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts

"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."

by Mr.MurderMan February 4, 2018

Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text

He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020

Mouth Texter

Like a Hand Talker, this is a person that insists on using there mouth to either spell or speak as they text on their phone. Some speak out loud while some simply mouth the words or letters in an overly exaggerated fashion (usually caused by their slow texting skills).

My wife is such a Mouth Texter, she just got her new iPhone and spends all day Mouth Texting as she sends all her sisters texts about her new apps.

OMG, this guy in Math class next to me is a Mouth Texter and I swear I heard him text that he was going to ask you to Prom!

by KIA_Ostee October 21, 2011

Texterity

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.

Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!

by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023

Dry Texter

Someone who typically responds with one word sentences in texts.

Homie
You're such a dry texter.

You
ok

by Nonery October 28, 2023