Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

Texan Roach

When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.

Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.

by MightyMega June 24, 2017

Texan smile

Is a kind of self satisfied expression or smile with a purpose of wealth or profit thinking

He had his texan smile on the face! I hate it.

by semenenvic November 11, 2017

Texan Tussler

The act of holding someone within a sleeping bag, while filling it with hotdog wieners.

Ray: Please don't Texan Tussler me! I just bought this sleeping bag!
Daniel: You may resist, but we are stronger.

by Derkaiser91 July 17, 2016

Texan Swirl

when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura

can be taken with coffee for extra panache

"I heard veronica tried out the texan swirl the other day. it ain't for the weak of heart."

by johnjo16 January 5, 2020

Texan tugging

The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole

Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight

We can't do that again dad will spank us

by TheRealAdamSandler June 27, 2020

Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.

Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night

by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 4, 2020