Tesla lover

A gay guy who drive those stupid electric cars

I didn’t know gay guys drive electric cars I call them Tesla lovers

by Slurped buttface April 14, 2024

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .

It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!

That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla

by Slicenic July 25, 2021

FIREY TESLA CRASH

Something you never see BUTT REALLY FEEL.

This is a brutal HOMOSEXUAL ACT where the one getting ASSHOLE FUCKED is being FIGGED with TACO BELL FIREY SAUCE and the act involves YOURS DICK running into a lot of SOLID FECES which all sums to a FIREY TESLA CRASH and the PAIN is unbearable BUT BUTT SAFE.

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 5, 2021

tesla

that stupid fucking white women who think they're "saving the environment"

god damned white woman driving a gay ass tesla

by Djkeagen April 17, 2023

Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

Tesla Tobaccy

Vape juice

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.

by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021