european telephone

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!
by poo pocet March 13, 2011
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telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.
'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'
by missusvanilla November 15, 2014
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telephone cord

The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone.

Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.
I hog tied her with a cuple of lengths of Telephone Cord and she looked so good
by January Sales May 03, 2005
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