The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011
Get the Tannered mug.1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
by the one kardashian January 11, 2010
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by landry arthur November 3, 2007
Get the tannering mug.Usally a hot, tall, sexy, guy with dark hair, has a amazing girlfriend, but he chose the uglyest girl ever, hes super sweet, and makes everyones day 20x better (:
by seacoww November 27, 2011
Get the Tanner mug.Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.
I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.
by ralfg33k June 21, 2008
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"Dude, I thought that blind date was going to suck, but she was beautiful, and it was rad. The night was a total tanner.
by jimbojonestom November 8, 2007
Get the tanner mug.Tanner is the name for a perfect boyfriend... at least most of the time... He is a family man and is the best at telling jokes. This boy will prefer quiet country life surrounded by animals and his family. Tanner is an angel sent from above and his girlfriend is considered the luckiest person alive in her own mind. He may not be popular but he doesnt care and is happy to be accompanied by the many dogs and horses he has. Tanner is the sweetest, most tender hearted person you will ever meet and is the easiest person to love!
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