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Tackleball

A sport played primarily in the United States of America. The object of the game if to score touchdowns, field goals or safeties. It's the sport that the Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Colts, New York Giants, etc. play.
Are you ready for some tackleball?! Joe Namath was a tackleball quarterback. High School tackleball is played on Friday nights.
by Sperlunked October 15, 2008
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tacosalad

when a girl with a meat curtain is getting drilled by a guy with chode lettuce
that girl jenn has a sloppy meat curtain and the rj kid has a ton of chode lettuce so they are making a tacosalad every time they bang! GROSS!
by bigP187 March 2, 2010
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Clemson tackle

A strategic tackle which is followed by a grope of the nether regions confirm the gender of someone.
I suspected a tranny was on the same flight as me, so I threw a Clemson tackle on it to verify my suspecision; I was correct.
by Mkricha January 5, 2017
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TAKS

The TAKS test (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills) is a standardized test for the state of Texas. This test provides yet another reason why Texas is one of the worst states you can reside in.

Every year starting from...probably third grade or so, (I actually can't remember nor do I care) we are forced to take this testing packet every spring that was made by hackjobs. The reason it's so corrupt is that it perverts the true meaning of a test. ALL year, the curriculum is soiled with TAKS preparation activities, replacing meaningful projects and lessons pertaining to life, money, and what have you. Not only do students hate it, but teachers blame the downfall of education itself for the Lone Star State on the TAKS.

It's just a vicious cycle. Are we getting increasingly stupid, or is the TAKS just getting easier? The dang test is just for recognition. I think they make it easier for Texas to look better. (How freaking egotistical.)
BUT, with that being said, students around me are still getting scores on the TAKS so low that I want to slap them in the face.

So, let's recap. TAKS is fermenting the fruit of our minds with re-taught crap we learned from sixth grade so that Texas can get education recognition and grants, but students (MOSTLY in High School, trust me. I don't know if it's this insipid "gangstuh" fad that causes minds to retrogress into a turd-like state or the space-time continuum depending on the old teenage correlation with rebellion/coolness and being stupid.) still get low 70's on it. Don't you see the deadly circle of stupidity? If not, well, read up on it some more.

I don't think the test is "GHEY."
I think it's SATANIC.
The TAKS test needs to go. Take this from an educated freshman.
by DeaSemana March 27, 2009
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Tacos de Foco

Common Tacos, but with some cheap yellow lightbulbs in the front as lightning. People always refer to them, and usually they are talking about different places, assuming they are talking about the same one, since there are plenty of them.
We went to the Tacos de Foco and had some nice tacos!
by AldoAM August 5, 2007
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Tackno

Tackno is a blending of two musical genres - Techno and tacky bullshit pop.

The word Tackno is the blending of two of those words: Techno + tacky = Tackno
Jon: I must say, I am a big fan of that group Cascada.

Danny: Lame - Cascada are the definition of Tackno mate.

Jon: Yeah, but I just like the big arse on the singer. Bubble butts HOOOO!!
by The B April 3, 2009
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Tacos4u

Here are some Tacos4u.
by TacoLlamaLLC May 14, 2015
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