Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"
by Hank McDizzleson January 19, 2009
by mogbrigb September 30, 2015
Guy #1: Did you see that new reality TV show on Fox last night?
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!
by Hextacy July 05, 2006
by stray April 16, 2004
Any computer software seen on TV shows (such as NCIS or CSI) that can seamlessly and instantly connect different, unrelated systems that would never integrate in the real world to find an answer to a problem.
by Saw_Dusted October 27, 2010
A parking spot you don’t have to look for, much like on TV and in movie were you never see anyone waste time looking for a spot there just always happened to be one right as they pull in.
by Rinne C November 21, 2007
Evolution of the word "news". Once "news" was about global events and noteworthy happenings. Now, "news" broadcasts are related to a crazy person's tweets and seeing which celebrity that he's fighting with now.
1: I was watching Trump TV the other day and heard Madonna making some ridiculous statements about blowing up the Whiskey Hotel.
2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .
2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .
by 500lbs ice cream enthusiast January 28, 2017