turtle 

slang for marijuana

"we call it turtle, cause its green and makes you move slow"

turtle by kalirasta March 3, 2004

Turtle 

A word that can be substituted for any sexual term in which the genitals are stimulated. Most often used as a less vulgar word as oppsed to using the technical term of the sexual pleasure.

Make sweet sex to me, thanks. = "Turtle Me"
Yesterday I gave this hott guy a blow job = "Yesterday I turtled this hott guy"

Turtle by Shmooper February 7, 2009

turtle 

a fat boy named semaj

semaj you look like a fucking turtle

turtle by big daddy k_15 May 15, 2019

turtle 

Another name for a Ford Taurus. The Taurus is know to be slow and the name 'Taurus' is just to similiar to the word turtle.

The turtle just passed a car on the freeway!

turtle by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003

turtle 

Someone who uses marijuana to fit in often ripped off by dealers and exploited for money, often sold mouldy stemmy leafy and seedy bud as they are inexperianced.

or an inexperianced user

A: shit i just spilt beer all over this buud
B: sell it to daniel he's a turtle

turtle by candlefacedspunkystreet December 14, 2008

turtle 

unicorn venus penticle

because google definitions says so

turtle by shlack a flak April 29, 2005

Turtle 

Almost the Riffin, but not quite.

"Your'e not Riffin, but yehr Turtle"

Turtle by Riffin October 3, 2003