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A lazy tow truck driver that makes people wait stranded on the side of the road because they don’t feel like working.
by DispatchBitch December 21, 2023
Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.
Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.
by 大男孩子 December 20, 2019
^ When he was VP, Joe Biden was famous for dropping tow on days when female Secret Service agents were assigned to guard him
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
by thurb June 28, 2023
Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day
by Tow truck gang January 28, 2018
When your idiot chemistry teacher wants to say "Two Types"; however, as I've stated earlier, said teacher is an idiot. PS: la madre de la maestra es una puta
by تحفيظ October 11, 2020