toomas

toomas is a giant. he has a lot of power because of his picne mqueen uno reverse card. he is very mean.

person 1: what is wrong whit you, you are so mean.
person 2: i got the picne mqueen reverse card, i am toomas now

by Huuueeeehuuuueee April 12, 2019

toorak college

A bunch of fucked up lesibians that are oddly obsessed with boys but still lesbians, they say people call them the toorak rich bitches but they are the only ones that say that bc they want to feel rich. Remember that time when the maths teacher tensed his pecs for the maths class ? Toorak =fucked lesbians

mum: sending you to toorak college next year

Kid: *goes to kill em' selves*

by Gblight6 March 20, 2017

Toodaloo

The toodaloo is when you bring a girl back to her house, get her very excited and naked. You then tie the girl to the bedpost spread-eagle, blindfold her, and then leave.

"Ohh Elliot this is so romantic"
"Okay Honey I'm putting the blindfold on"
"Elliot this is so romantic.... Elliot?.... baby?...."
Toodaloo

by Senor Big Dic July 18, 2009

Tonya Harding

1. When one defecates on ice.
2. A crappy figure skater from the 1990's.

The furnace went out at my house and my son went to the bathroom and dropped a Tonya Harding in the toilet before realizing the water was frozen.

by Kmilz January 16, 2018

Tooka

That loud pack, marijuana, usually blunts. The dankest weed in all the land rolled prime into a noice blunt.

"Hey bro, let's go smoke some tooka"
"I don't want any boof 10 dollar weed, I want tooka!"

by Savagecabbage August 25, 2014

Tooback

A green lobster

wat is up with that tooback

by Kevin K March 23, 2004

tookandtold

When you tell someone the same thing over and over and they still dont understand

I tookandtold you to leave me alone!!

by Bighips January 14, 2008