Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

by Hamelin January 28, 2007

NWAFT (Not Worth A F*ck Today)

Acronym used on social network sites, text, or emails to describe how you feel after a busy weekend, party, or being sick.

ED: How you feeling after the party?
Larry: Bro..im NWAFT (not worth a f*ck today)

I've been sick all weekend, so I know I'm NWAFT

by FC68 November 22, 2011

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You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.

I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".

by The Nicholas and the Cage June 17, 2016

The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

by sks316#2523 November 5, 2019

I just can't Trump today

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

by Mandyjane August 9, 2017

Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

by I promise trust me May 20, 2021