A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use
Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015
Get the The Shartmann theorymug. The theory in which you can save space in a bed by removing ones clothes. Making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in sexual acts, by removing articles of clothing.
by fratstar 24 August 30, 2010
Get the The Clothing Theorymug. The literally and complete epitome of all human suffering and agony. Something from the depths of the underworld that should never of made it out.
by Octococeres November 21, 2019
Get the Theory of knowledgemug. A term to describe the phenomenon of finally finding something when you have given up on it.
An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.
The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.
An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.
The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.
by reactor20 September 9, 2016
Get the Lego Theorymug. The idea that a person will be close to a significant other until something tears them apart. After what is usually a few years the two people will meet up again and be attracted to one another. Such as a boomerang leaves but comes back.
Friend 1: "John started seeing Claudia again; its been 4 years since they were together."
Friend 2: "I told you the Boomerang theory was real!"
Friend 2: "I told you the Boomerang theory was real!"
by Toichiro October 14, 2014
Get the Boomerang Theorymug. The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.
This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.
This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.
Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.
Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
by Anonymous_potato October 24, 2012
Get the The Potato Theorymug. A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.
Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.
by mhm jharty September 21, 2011
Get the Theory of Breastitivitymug.