Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

vaccine virginity

When you havent taken any vaccines in your life or if you didnt take the covid vaccine

Jayshawn: ayo your vaccine virginity?
Me: hell yea gang ian neva that fauci vaccine
Jayshawn: on gang

by By da one and only jay gwappo September 20, 2021

Metamorphosis Vaccine

Metamorphosis Vaccine (MMV): A vaccine that, when administered, transforms a human being into another animal species. This term is often used in science fiction and speculative scenarios and is not currently supported by scientific evidence.

Scientists were working on developing the Metamorphosis Vaccine, which promised to revolutionize the field of medicine by allowing humans to physically transform into any animal they desired.

by Phieyl February 4, 2023

Trump Vaccine

Another name for the COVID vaccine.

I got the trump vaccine for immunity against the Rona.

by MistahRigoh March 23, 2023

Corona vaccine

The vaccine is made out of magical alien poop. Created by evil warlords. The vaccine is also a part of a giant conspiracy to eat all of the world's hotdogs.

Oh that's the Corona vaccine

by CasuallyDelightful October 27, 2021

Vaccine

A small dose of an illness that helps your body develop a better immune system.

I just got my Covid-19 vaccine today, so I am not feeling my best.

by CrazyReader46 March 23, 2022