Thanos

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe

Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs

by The purple smurf May 07, 2020

Thanos

Thanos loves rock collecting, adopting random children, and ruining thousand's of lives.

Thanos wants that booty, bois.

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019

Thanos

A purple nigga just tryna ice out his glove

Person 1: Damn Thanos really killed Gamora for the soul stone!
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.

by Am3ricanSniper April 29, 2019

Thanos

A grape who was in fortnite so avengers was mad so fat ass boi thor was happy because he got his hammer and tryed to kill him so inon man brought back his son

Me :iron man died because of thanos

by My cat died May 14, 2019

Thanos

A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.

Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 27, 2020

Thanos

Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.

Thanos killed Peter Parker a.k.a. Spider-Man

by Jittnix Gamer May 03, 2019

Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 07, 2018