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brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there
"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"
by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022
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beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.
Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014
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Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.
Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.
by Al Texass April 25, 2023
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slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.
That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.
by realistically_honest August 24, 2017
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slinki

I'm taking a walk with slinki
by giggle box March 20, 2010
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.
Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
Trey Lance otb.”
by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022
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